An investment banker said he was going to concentrate on the big issues from now on. He sold me one in the street yesterday.
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Bankers are people that help you with problems you would not have had without them.
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A man visits his bank manager and says, “How do I start a small business?” The manager replies, “Start a large one and wait six months.”
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If you owe the bank £100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank £100m, that’s the bank’s problem.