We are the Champions

We are the Champions

Do you sometimes hear this: “Second place was invented to keep losers happy”.  Generally from fat Americans who would have a hard time coming first in anything other than a “who ate all the pies” competition. By that reckoning here are some “losers”. Goals for...

Speed

I don’t know how many of you are aware but on Monday a new speeding ticket regime came into play. From now on a magistrate can give you a fine of up to 50% of your weekly income (about £300 for the average earner) for going up to 10 miles over the posted limit. If you...

Woof, woof!

  Do you have a dog? Then you will most likely have trained him (or her) to sit, stand, lie down, ring for an ambulance, use a cash point; that kind of thing. Just joking on the last two (actually I’m not entirely, google Endal the labrador). Not now! After...

Phone Home

I was listening to my parents arranging to meet up after Mum had done some shopping. It got fairly complicated and I wondered (out loud) whether some sort of portable telecommunication device would have helped so that they could contact each other whilst they’re...